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The latest survey from the Hindsighted Laughzilla Research Institute Of Unscientific Studies (HiLaRIOUS) shows that 99% of all Americans on the Internet today want more money. The other 1% weren't asked.

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Follow this simple procedure:
1) Hold down the shift key.
2) Hit the "4" key four times.

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