Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the lasttime management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

4. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

5. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solutionto our biggest problem."

6. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

7. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

8. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."